Tuesday, October 7, 2008

huh?

Hope it will help you ease your stress ... happy reading.
> sa luncheon meeting ba luncheon meat ang inihahanda?
>> > bakit ang taba ng barbeque palaging nasa hulihan?
>> > ang lason ba pag na expire nakakalason pa din?
>> > bakit sa pineapple wala akong makitang pine, wala ring apple?
>> > One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese?
>> > kung yung plural ng tooth ay teeth bakit yung plural ng booth ay hindi beeth?
>> > bakit eggplant ang tawag e wala namang egg?
kung itanim natin yung egg magiging "eggplant"?
>> > bakit kapag CLOSE kayo ng isang tao, OPEN kayo sa isa't isa?
>> > ang lamok ba kapag natutulog linalamok din?
>> > pwede bang maglagay ng baon mo pang dinner or breakfast sa lunchbox?
>> > bakit hindi na lang gumawa ng maraming pera para lahat tayo mabigyan?
>> > bakit ang mga bading, hindi naman nanganganak pero dumadami?
>> > bakit may lock sa pinto ng 7/11 convenience store eh 24 hours naman sila open?!
>> > Bakit buo ang Sky Flakes? di ba dapat pag flakes, durog siya?
>> > bakit walang bulaklak na kulay GREEN?
>> > If pro is the opposite of con, is congress the opposite of progress?
>> > Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
>> > Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
>> > Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
>> > why do they call freegifts FREE GIFTS? arent all gifts free?
>> > If you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant...what will you do?
>> > After you take a bath you're clean but wet, so u dry yourself with a towel.
Why do you have to wash the towel? Isn't it clean?
>> > Why is the boxing ring "square"?
>> > If you expect the unexpected, wouldn't the unexpected be expected?
>> > what happens when you get scared half to death twice?
>> > Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars,
but check when you say the paint is wet?
>> > How can you not like the past but like the future and present when they both will eventually become the past?
>> > o tingnan mo na napaisip ka tuloy...
dagdagan ko pa nga ng isa pa..
>> > pare-pareho nga ba ang napangasawa nina sleeping beauty, rapunzel, at snow white?
-- si Prince Charming?

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