inday and others

AMO: inday, paalisin mo nga yung pulubi sa labas ng bahay.
(nilabas ni Inday)
INDAY: off you go! Under no circumstance this house would relent to such unabashed display of vagrant destitution!
PULUBI: oh! I'm so ashamed! Such a mansion of social climbing freaks!
(nakakuha na ng katapat si Inday!)
NOSEBLEED!!! .hehehe
Amo: Inday di ba nanood ka ng The Buzz kahapon? Bkit daw umalis si Angel Locsin sa GMA7?
Davy72se (1:36:09 AM): Inday: Sometimes people choose to leave not because of selfish reasons but because they just know that things will get worse if they'll stay. Leaving can be a tough act and it's harder when people can't understand you for doing so.
"don't limit my capacity in the four corners of this luxurious abode. expose me to the real challenges of the outside world. I want to grow as an individual with dynamic experiences."
Davy72se (1:37:45 AM): -- Inday nagrereklamo kasi ayaw siya isama sa enchanted kingdom
"Nurture others with positive, ruthful words, not words that hurt. It doesn't cost anything to do so. But mean what you say, and say what you mean. If you cannot be generous financially, at least be generous with your words."
- yan ang sabi ni Inday nung di sya pinautang at pinagmumura pa ng amo nya
"Listening to the nonsense talk about someone's life is a pathetic way of entertainment. It doesn't contribute to the good of the society. I hate character assassinators!"
-reklamo ni Inday ng natsismis sya ng kapitbahay! (di ko kinaya si Inday!)
stop your raucous behavior. it is bound to result in property damages and if that happens, there will be corresponding punishment to be inflicted upon you- si Inday, habang pinagsasabihan ang mga bata na wag malikot
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This poem was nominated poem of 2005 for the best poem, written by an
African kid!!! GOOD ONE!!!
When I born, I Black,
When I grow up, I Black,
When I go in Sun, I Black,
When I scared, I Black,
When I sick, I Black,
And when I die, I still black..
And you White fella,
When you born, you Pink,
When you grow up, you White,
When you go in Sun, you Red,
When you cold, you Blue,
When you scared, you Yellow,
When you sick, you Green,
And when you die, you Gray..
And you calling me Colored ??
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hope we are all doing great!!!
I'd like to thank you guys for all the fun memories that we've shared in the program.
THANK YOU!!!
I am so lucky to have met beautiful people like you.
Leaving the company doesn't mean that i'll also forget all my friends here.
I will really miss you and also my Intuit customers!!!nyahahaha!!!
I wish you continuing happiness in your careers here at eTelecare...
GO FOR PROMOTION GUYS!!!
signing off,
Maria Victoria "vic" Gazmin
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I believe that my trained skills and expertise in management with the use of standard tools, and my discipline and experience will contribute significantly to the value of the work that you want, my creativity, productivity and work-efficiency and the high quality of outcomes I can offer will boost the work progress.
- sagot ni Inday sa interview ng bago niyang amo!
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"physical stress and excessive work may result to serious damage to ones body. It is therefore essential that once in a while, we take a break from our usual routine to replenish the lost energy we once had."
- sabi ni inday sa amo nya nung humingi sya ng day off..
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Compromising safety with useless aesthetics, the not-so-well engineered architectural design of our kitchen lavatory affected the boy’s cranium with a slight boil at the left temple near the auditory organ.
- sagot ni Inday nang tanungin ng amo kung bakit may bukol si Junior.
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"drunken shrimp and blue lobster meat with caviar served with milagrosa rice (red variety) and apricot sauce. vegetables in balsamic vinegar splashed with extra virgin olive oil. lychee and peach salad with sour cream and cream chees topped with lemon zests."
- baon ni junjun sa daycare na hinanda ni inday. sosyal!
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Stop your raucous behavior. It is bound to result in property damages and if that happens there will be corresponding punishment to be inflicted upon you!
- si Inday, pinagbabawalan ang mga bata na maglikot.
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"To forrestall further hopes of acquaintance, my unfathomable statement to the denial of your request. Petition denied."
- reply ni Inday nang i-text ni dodong kung pwede sya maging txtmate.
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"I stay awake in the coldness of the darkened sky contemplating why, for some reasons, has my emptiness made itself manifests, extending to that niche where I was given life and growth, that because of austerity I was made separated from…"
- Inday… hindi makatulog dahil nahohomesick
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"I am solitary. I find it hard to succumb into slumber, though the downpour of rain should’ve made it easy. This exuberant emotional glue I have for you, cannot be simply washed away. The multiplicity of what I feel for you is inevitable. This isn’t platonic. It’s real, true romance."
- Inday, nageemote sa may bintana, habang iniisip si Dodong, ang boyfriend niya
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Amo: Inday bumili ka nga ng mga isda.. o nga pla inglesira ka… would you please purchase many fishes for our this week’s meals?
Inday: Judging from your statement I believe you meant a variety of fish. The term "fishes", although rarely and even erroneously used, connotes a plethora or an array of different kinds of the aforementioned gilled creatures. But the more pressing questions before I traveresed the road to the wet market would be: What certain type of fish? Fillet or not? Frozen or just right smack the day’s catch? (Pauses) Aaah… by manner of careful extrapolation, given the meager budget in this houshold’s quasi-peasant middle class taste, I assume then I will source the staple "galewng-gowng". Am I correct?
Amo: grrrrr! (edited)
Inday: You meant the freshwater milkfish? Then the "ba-ngooz" is it!
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"Ipomea aquatica has become the constant ingredient to this Filipino delicacy which is very helpful in the digestion during the peristaltic process of the food we intake. Due to the continuous rains and floods, the harvest of the said vegetable has lessen the production in the market."
- banat ni Inday kung bakit walang "kangkong" sa nilutong sinigang
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"Heavy fire that exerted by the stimulus affect the best conductor of heat which is the steel, causing the "oriza sativa" which is the scientific name of rice to change its state of color, smell as well as the taste."
- sagot ni Inday nang tanungin siya ng amo kung bakit nasunog ang sinaing
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"Off you go! Under no circumstance this house would relent to such unabashed display of vagrant destitution!"
- si Inday, pinapaalis ang makulit na pulubi sa gate… (Taray talaga ni Inday!)
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How do i stop fallin 4 some1?
How do i defy d pull of gravity?
cn i just flee?flee before i hit d ground and suffer d pain?
and tell myself: y do i chus to fall in d first place, wen i know from the start,dat some1s nvr gonna be der to catch me anyway?...
-tanong ni inday s sarili nya ng mainluv xa sa amo nya....
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Why don't you appreciate me?! I'm also much burdened and scourged of the hardships of my professional work. I can speak english too, mind you filthy people!!!
- Dudong, bitter at nagseselos dahil lagi na lang daw si inday and bida…
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Dont limit my capacity in the 4 corners of this luxurious abode. Expose me to the real challenges of the outside world. I want to grow as an individual with dynamic experiences.
-inday, nagrereklamo dahil ayaw isama sa enchanted kingdom.
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Success is often the result of taking a misstep in the right direction. Show me a person who has never made a mistake and i'll show you somebody who has never achieved much.
-sagot ni inday nung sumabog ang microwave naginagamit nya.
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the 21st century device having a physical quantity that contains information is undetectable and has a numerical value equivalent to zero...nd i believe that its not bin carried by variations in frequency, amplitude nd phase.
-nagrereklamo si inday sa SUN CEL dahil wala dw cgnal ang fone nya.
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I pity u for u have degraded ur very own pride & dignity by resorting to this despicable behavior just for wealth. And I hope that one day u'l realize that u should not use humans as means of ur ends. As wat the great philosopher Kant uttered, "treat a man as an end in himself." !
-sagot ni inday sa holdaper na naghoholdap sa kanya.
Shut up, coz if u don’t, the bullet in this gun will rest upon your empty head!
-sagot ng holdaper. Ang sosyal na talaga nila!
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"The oil normalizing series specifically designed for my oily skin not only works physically on the skin surface, bt penetrates deep into the skin layers to normalize oil secretion for a healthy and long-lasting oil free skin."
-paliwanag ni inday habang nagpapahid ng chin-chan-su
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Sa resto:
Waiter: Ano po order nila, maam?
Amo: Ung fried chicken meal na lang. Ikaw inday, ano sayo?
Inday: I would like to partake of a dish of sauteed pork and chicken, boiled in thick essence of soy and cane extracts, with copious amounts of garlic, onion and laurel, sprinkled generously with fine spices and served with a generous helping of rice.
Amo: Iho, pa-order daw ng adobo w/rice.
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Mister: Bakit tuwing pag-uwi ko, nadadatnan kitang nanunuod ng TV??!!!
Inday: Because I don’t want you to see me doing absolutely nothing!
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"It’s absurd! It was never a fact that he will inflict a fight. I can only imagine how you handle schizophrenic kids on this educational institution. Revise your policies because they suck!"
- Inday, kasama si Junior sa principal’s office.
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Dear mother,
Had it not been for the smelling salt, I must have collapsed a moment ago. Junior has become a little monster to me. Remember the head accident he had? As if it wasn't enough, he was summoned by the principal of his shabbily run academe. Oh, such an erudite bunch of baboons! I never thought being a governess can be such strenuous employ!
Inday
Dear Inday,
Walanghiya ka! Magpadala ka ng pera! Nasa ospital nanay mo, dumugo ang ilong kababasa ng pesteng sulat mo!
Tatay
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Amo: Inday, bakit nagkalat ang basura sa likod ng bahay?!
Inday: A change in the weather patterns might have occurred wrecking havoc to the surroundings. The way the debris are scattered indicates that the gust of wind was going northeast causing damage to the path it was heading for.
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Dear Ma’am/Sir:
I hereby tender my irrevocable resignation as your employee effective today. It has been a pleasant stay in your company, but owing to personal reasons I am compelled to move on. I would like to thank you and your good management for the wonderful experience accorded to me during my stay in your company…
-resignation letter ni Inday